Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Instant "no-costume costumes" for the next WHO con

Some people don't have the time, money, or skill to sew something beautiful and elaborate for a convention costume. But don't let that stop you! Here are three "no-costume costumes" you can try.

Instant Family of Blood impression---
Step 1: Cock your head to one side.
Step 2: Inhale deeply through your nose.
Step 3: Hold your breath.
Step 4: Say "I smell Time Lord," or something similar.

Instant Captain Jack Harkness impression---
Step 1: Fall on the ground due to some unspeakable act of violence.
Step 2: Lay very, very still for 5-10 seconds
Step 3: Gasp for air, lifting your head up off the floor
Step 4: Stand up and dust yourself off.

Instant Slitheen in human disguise impression---
Step 1: Be overweight.
Step 2: Fart.
Step 3: Pretend nothing happened.

What do you think?