Friday, December 23, 2011

The Only Logical Explanation

I've been thinking about Santa Claus.  On Christmas Eve, we are told, he will visit every single house in the entire world, as he has done every year for centuries.  And he does this carrying a bag that contains enough toys for every good child on Earth.

It seems to me that the only way he can visit the homes of seven billion people in a single night would be in a craft of some kind that can manipulate time itself.

His astounding longevity suggests an ability to cheat death in some extraordinary fashion.

The toy bag is clearly bigger on the inside than on the outside.

I don't know why I never realized it before: Santa's a Time Lord.

DOCTOR WHO fans, discuss.