Tiny Little Bow Ties are Cool

Animation artist Alisa Stern now claims to be the Doctor's current companion, and she can prove it -- they really do go everywhere together. Her Doctor is only a few inches tall and I think he's brilliant. The details and textures are perfect, and best of all it's a very good caricature likeness of dear old Eleven.

(Sometimes the Doctor Puppet has Matt Smith's goofy lopsided smile and sometimes he looks very very sad indeed... I need to know: is Alisa adding his mouth digitally in her photos? Did she make a Happy Head and a Sad Head? Is the mouth a sticker or something? Reveal your secrets, Alisa!)

Follow Alisa's adventures with the Doctor Puppet at http://doctorpuppet.tumblr.com/!

The Eternity Clock

We are eagerly awaiting the release of the new game from IGN! I'm especially happy that players can choose to either play as the Doctor or as River Song.  And from the preview here, it sounds like Matt Smith and Alex Kingston both get some fun things to say.  And of course their voice performances are going to be wonderful, because, y'know, it's Matt and Alex.

It looks like there's some genuinely interesting puzzle-solving to do in the game, with the kind of wit and quirkiness that will make this feel like a real episode of the series. An episode we can climb inside!

DOCTOR WHO: THE ETERNITY CLOCK
In US and UK stores May 31, 2012

Bananas!

Okay - since 2005, the Doctor has made 4 banana references. One of them was from the Ninth Doctor (Have a banana. It's a good source of potassium,) and the other three were from the Tenth Doctor ("Always bring a banana to a party." The Tenth Doctor also, apparently, likes banana milkshakes. In Midnight, when the Doctor tried to stop Sky Silvestry from copying him, one of the things he mentioned to confuse her was a banana.)

But where is the Eleventh Doctor's banana reference? With the first two, they were in the first season of that Doctor's run. But so far, Matt Smith has not made a single banana reference. So, we're still waiting.

Perhaps the Doctor's love of bananas did not start with the Ninth Doctor. In The Two Doctors, the Sixth Doctor gave Peri a banana found on a space station. She stops eating it when she finds a dead Androgum nearby. Whether this is an example of banana love or just giving Peri something to eat is a mystery. He could have even been getting it away from him in utter repulsion!

When will Matt Smith declare, "I eat bananas now. Bananas are cool."?

The Triumph of Intellect and Romance Over Brute Force and Cynicism, Part II

So!  Now that the brilliantly weird Craig Ferguson "cold open" has been aired officially, publicly, and legally, we have an excuse to talk about it some more.  If nothing else we should note that in the January 6 show, Ferguson updated his thesis thus:

Intellect and romance triumph over brute force and cynicism --
BUT...
Boobies over intellect.

Made more sense in context, of course, but as a straight male who has always been susceptible to the charms of décolletage, I am forced to agree.

But more seriously, I wanted to raise again this word "romance" as a topic for discussion.   I imagine that for many DOCTOR WHO fans, especially those of the current revival of the series, the word "romance" transports us instantly to Dårlig Ulv-Stranden for either of the two agonizing partings of the Doctor and Rose Tyler.  (I'm trying to think of another moment in the series to equal this in terms of "romantic love" but I confess I'm stumped.)

I'm pretty sure, though, that Ferguson uses the term in its medieval sense (the sense which is still, apparently, the dominant one where the dictionary is concerned; Merriam-Webster, for example, cites this definition first). The gist of that definition is that it describes heroic adventure, a clear delineation between good and evil, and a setting of "long ago and far away."   DOCTOR WHO has certainly always provided all of that.

In a romance, virtue is invariably triumphant over evil.  This enables a man who's recently been comatose to defeat a giant armored warrior.  While still in his jim-jams.

Another related definition of "romance" relates to the belief in something for which there is no empirical evidence.  Examples, depending on your level of skepticism, might include belief in God, true love, intuition, or perhaps even the concepts of truth or beauty.

It seems to me that DOCTOR WHO has often confronted the conundrum of this definition of romance.  The Doctor, being from a highly advanced race and having seen and done practically everything there is to see and do in the Universe, tells us again and again that he doesn't believe in ghosts, doesn't believe in luck, and is scornful of superstitions and primitive ideas of spiritualism.

But a woman's intuition he will trust, even in absolute defiance of available facts.  He does it again and again over the years and I can't think of a single instance of this trust being misplaced.

In fact ... my son and I recently watched one of the very first episodes of the series, The Edge of Destruction, for the first time, and we were astonished to see that even here, all the way back at the beginning,* the meme is established.  Barbara believes in something she can't prove.  Ian believes her on sheer faith, but the Doctor is not only skeptical but downright scornful.

Barbara and Ian challenge the Doctor's lack of intuition in The Edge of Destruction

Of course she turns out to be right, and even the haughty First Doctor has to admit his error.  The real surprise for longtime fans of the show is that the subject of Barbara's faith-based assertion is the TARDIS itself; she feels the ship has a mind of its own and is trying to communicate with the Doctor!  So at this point in the vast epic of our favorite TV series, the human passengers understand something about the TARDIS that the Doctor does not.

So here's a romantic notion for you: is this the incident which opened the Doctor's eyes to the extraordinary potential of the human race?  Is this when his centuries-long devotion to this one tiny blue planet and its humble inhabitants begins?  When he realizes they -- we -- are blessed with abilities he lacks, such as intuition, faith, and ... well, love?

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*If you've seen the episode, you know there are in fact two senses in which it is "all the way back at the beginning"!

The Triumph of Intellect and Romance Over Brute Force and Cynicism

Since you're reading this blog, you probably know that late-night talk-show host Craig Ferguson -- a lifelong fan of DOCTOR WHO -- had Matt Smith as his guest November 16th, 2010.

I thought the interview itself was rather unremarkable, oddly enough -- Ferguson is so smart and funny that it's rarely possible to match him with a guest who's more interesting than he is -- but that's not what I want to write about here, anyway. The big deal for me was that everyone who spoke on air during the show made some mention of an opening segment that CBS Legal wouldn't allow them to air. This despite hours of rehearsal and an enormously enthusiastic response from the studio audience! And they repeatedly added (winking at the camera) that they "sure hoped that segment didn't find its way onto the internet."

Which of course it immediately did, thank goodness. And as you watch and listen, you can guess the legal trouble: Ferguson set words to the DOCTOR WHO theme as recorded by the band Orbital, who I imagine were not consulted about this performance of their music. Too bad, too, because (a) I think the Orbital guys would, if consulted, have thought this was hilarious and (b) I think it's good advertising for their recording -- I'd buy it after this if I hadn't already!

So with apologies to CBS and Orbital, here's the segment. If you haven't seen it before, brace yourself...

And here are the "lyrics" as best I can make them out:

In 1963 the BBC premiered a show about an alien
who travels through space and time to combat powers of evil
(He's a force for good in an otherwise uncertain universe)
You are correct in your summation of his character,
my profane rabbit friend!

The show has been running in Britain almost fifty years
with many different actors in the role of the Doctor
(The Doctor doesn't die he just regenerates)
The crocodile/alligator speaks the truth!

One thing is consistent, though, and this is why
the show is so beloved by geeks and nerds:
It's all about the triumph of intellect and romance
over brute force and cynicism
(Intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism...)


So here's my question. Has Craig Ferguson, in the midst of being intensely silly, defined and explained the show more eloquently and succinctly than anyone else in the last forty-seven years?

The triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.

By George, to paraphrase Henry Higgins, I think he's got it.

I plan to write more in another post about the "romance" aspect of his thesis. But for the moment, what do you think of his basic assertion? Agree? Disagree?

Star Whale

I know a lot of people don't care much for The Beast Below and Vampires of Venice. I, personally, however, enjoyed the entire first year of the Eleventh Doctor very much. Why people disliked Vampires of Venice I don't know, but I have a guess on why people didn't care much for The Beast Below...

The Star Whale was an interesting idea, but my hunch on why people didn't like the episode was because of apparent flaws in the logic of the whale: how does it survive in space, and why does it throw up the Doctor and Amy inside the spaceship?

This goes back to a statement I think Jules Verne made about science fiction: It cannot be as such without scientific evidence to back it up. Truth be told: there is an explanation on how it survives. Perhaps it survives on atomic particles or asteroids. It may even make its own food by moving near stars and absorbing their energy, like a plant or algae does with our own star. It may even be partly heterotrophic (searching for food) and partly autotrophic (making its own food). Another explanation: the reason it was coming to Earth was not to help the people, but to find food.

Oh, and about the vomit?  If it really was a kind of whale, it would have a blowhole.  So the reason the Doctor and Amy weren't spewed into outer space was because they went through the blowhole and not out the mouth. Earth whales do not "throw up" out their mouths, but vomit from their blowholes. That blowhole was, possibly, connected to some part of the ship, and would expel the Doctor and Amy into a sort of storage area, allowing them to escape unnoticed.

That's what I think, anyway.  What do you think?